phase2:

*Slaps my shitty 5 foot something body* this piece of shit mothefucker can fit so mcuh Love

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

hmmmmmmm…. where is my cat………..

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hmmmmmmmmm I’m do not know…..

nekogajirojiromiru:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

i hope this woman lives forever

I love this women

funny-humor-haha-blog:
“i’ve never seen a dog that happy in my life
”

funny-humor-haha-blog:

i’ve never seen a dog that happy in my life

mjalti:

why is my life …… like that

stream:

Superbad (2007)

positive-memes:
“I love you for you ❤️
”

positive-memes:

I love you for you ❤️

justmakeitstop:
“ proudly-pro-choice:
“ proudly-pro-choice:
“ ????? This is the guy in my English class that I only contact when I wasn’t in class. It’s too early for this.
If you’ve had some creep send you something worse than this, please let me...

justmakeitstop:

proudly-pro-choice:

proudly-pro-choice:

????? This is the guy in my English class that I only contact when I wasn’t in class. It’s too early for this.

If you’ve had some creep send you something worse than this, please let me know.

So he forgot he requested me on Facebook…I messaged his mother.

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You know you fucked up when your mom tells someone to call the police about your ridiculous behavior because she tried but she is DONE, you’re supposed to be a man by now. 

agrund:

am i really that ugly

kit-kat-sb:
“ iraffiruse:
“ HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG
”
I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED
”

kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED